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                        Squeaky

In Loving Memory-Foxy-Store-Cat   Oct 05 – Sept 06 Foxy passed over due to complications from Feline Leukemia. She is buried out back behind the store close to our bird feeding station where we can have a chat every morning when I fill the feeders. We will always love and miss you Foxy!

Feb 07:  Hello from Squeaky!      Hi! I am proud to announce that I am the newest employee at the store. I have been here a few weeks now & am looking forward to meeting you! I will never replace Foxy but I promise to be the best store kitty that I can be! Scroll down to see more messages from me! I hope to meet you soon at Wild Birds Unlimited!    Squeaky

Apr 2007Take a look at all my “bling”!  It’s been fun being a store cat. Customers and my employees alike are buying and bringing me gifts and toys. I am soooo grateful to be here and be your friend!

Mar 2007:  Squeaky Introduces…..   Sweet Squeaky’s Bugs & Berries Seed Blend! I’ve come up with a new local bird seed blend that has roasted waxworks, raisins, peanuts splits, sunflower & safflower. This is a Limited Offer Blend only – it will be available March through May – only at Wild Birds Unlimited! I’ve also developed my own logo. You see, I’ve become quite an entrepreneur!

Feb 07: Well, I have been at the store now for a few weeks and my days of hiding behind the toilet are over – I love greeting the wonderful folks who visit the store! Besides commenting on my plus-size, several customers have wondered if I have some “Sea Otter” in my lineage since I like to lie on my back!

So far my probationary status is working out very well. I did not, however, realize that I would have to write a news column for the store. I thought I was here for greeting customers and being “eye candy”! Oh well, that issue will have to be negotiated once my probation period comes to an end! Stay warm and I hope to see everyone again real soon!

Aug 07:  One of my best jobs at the store is to help open packages and see what fun items we have ordered.  My most favorite aspect of this assignment is sleeping and playing under the wrapping paper.  Sometimes Aunt Soleia joins me for a nap under the wrapping paper and we both wake up very motivated to give you the BEST customer service on the planet!  I have just been caught  waking up from my nap in this photo!
  Sep 07    OFFICIAL REPRIMAND for SQUEAKY!!!

 

Well, it's finally happened - I have received a written reprimand that is now a permanent part of my employee record. 

All I did one day, for great customer service, was follow some ladies around and lick their toes and legs.  As luck would have it, these ladies did not care for cats (can you believe that?!) and complained to my mom, Sharon.  She gave me a gentle verbal warning but then Uncle Ed piped up inquiring whether if such a mild reprimand implied that it was okay for the rest of the staff to lick customer legs and toes.  Then bam!  I got the full blown reprimand to clearly draw the line for the rest of the staff not to lick customers legs! 
Geez, it seems like I am the only risk taker around here.  Please come in soon to tell me how sorry you feel for me!